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Apparently you wish to delve into my psyche. For this journey you will need the following: a flashlight, glasses, 3 crayons of different colors, a snack (like pudding), a cartoon voice, a graphing calculator, a spoon for the pudding, some very good cds to listen to, gum to freshen your breath after the pudding, extra gum to share with Zorak, and perhaps the infamous lucky black friend from Barbie Goes to the Prom.

Some simple things to begin with.

  1. I AM the age of 23.
  2. I am female.
  3. I am from northwestern Pennsylvania- the Tool and Die capitol of the world, to be exact.
  4. I attend college at the University of South Florida.
  5. I am an electrical engineering major.
  6. I used to play soccer, volleyball, tennis, and have dappled in basketball, swimming, running, biking. I play badminton and ping pong very well, but have not played in a competitive situation besides gym class.
  7. I listen to lots of music.
  8. I like art- making it, being it, photographing it, appreciating it. This includes poetry.
  9. I dislike cold weather.
  10. I can drive a stick shift.
  11. I can catch pretty well.
  12. I am taller than most other girls I associate with.
  13. I also like video games.
  14. I can flair my nostrils. Does that intimidate you?
  15. I have had purple and red hair. Soon to come, blue.
  16. I have a little less time on my hands this fall than I did this summer.

Now I will begin with the important things. Things I like
I will start with things I find particularly necessary for me to remain me.

  1. MUSIC. I will discuss this later.
  2. typing in lower case- it helps to REALLY emphasize the important things.
  3. 3 guys: john taylor, john cusack, and matthew broderick. forget molly ringwald, i can't relate to her.
  4. did i mention the 80's?
  5. cartoons: Voltron, Space Ghost, Transformers, He-man, Poochie, DANGER MOUSE, ghost busters
  6. extra special cartoons: ZORAK, keith of Voltron, Penfold of Danger Mouse
  7. neat, decorative, black tattoos.
  8. posters
  9. "i know kung fu"
  10. the color blue
  11. the letter 5. also the numbers 3, 5, 8, 15, 23, 37, 42, 75, and 99. and guessing the number 12 a lot.
  12. the Rhodester
  13. singing along to really dorky music with the sunroof open, the windows down, and especially when i know all the words to I Think We're Alone Now
  14. same as above, but with really loud, screaming music when it's dark
  15. many words that begin with L: lizards, lobsters, and the words lugubrious, lubricious, and lothario
  16. guys with stunning hair, mouth, jaw line, arms, and voice. if you think that is asking too much, i have already found many that fit the description. they just don't know it yet. *shifty eyes* also, and these are very important, excellent taste in music, music knowledge, and an interest in going to concerts.
  17. i also like movies. action movies and comedies, mostly. not much girlie crap
  18. my favorite movie is Aliens. followed closely by the Matrix and the Wedding Singer
  19. creative lighting
  20. records. as in vinyl- you know, real ALBUMS in 33 rpm's.
  21. shopping in europe
  22. roller coasters and rides that necessitate a signal for when someone is going to barf
  23. a large bed, wide and long legged pants, orange shirts, stretchy polyester
  24. making movies and hushing diana's gig. even though i believe i've had a webpage since i was born with things on it about me. but it is fun to see diana get upset and break up with me. we should break up more often. considering she often breaks up with everyone present at some point in the night and makes them put together her new puzzle. most of you will not understand this at all. and to make sure you keep things straight, i am straight. diana means break up as friends. or so i've gathered.
  25. sneaky elephants
  26. the picture on the right
  27. lifting weights. little ones.
  28. deep thoughts
  29. playing my bass guitar
  30. depositing checks made out to me
  31. using tools and putting things together, like furniture or computers
  32. dying my hair
  33. going to concerts
  34. sleeping
  35. barbeque sauce
  36. lederhosen and alpine horns
  37. piercings on someone's head/face that isn't just a regular earring
  38. levels- like in houses where you step down into the living room and go up a few steps to the rec room and bunk beds
  39. ice cream and popsicles and fruit- mostly melons
  40. origami
  41. the smell of new plastic, rubber, scotch tape, new cars, Satsuma (at the Body Shop), bacon, my basement, burning leaves, cologne i have yet to identify, marshmallows on fire, 'N Rage hair dye, brownies, barbeque ribs, the library, kahlua, the inside of my guitar case, hot cement after the rain, lilacs, and the way the wrist pad used to smell
  42. having clean towels after taking a refreshing shower and feeling really clean
  43. batteries that aren't dead
  44. spitting from heights in the late night hours
  45. things that are shiny
  46. chains
  47. my cousins
  48. that feeling i get after listening to a new cd and i realize it is the best cd in the world... for about a week, 2 weeks tops.
  49. meeting new people and finding out they really kick ass and want to be your friend, too
  50. free stuff
  51. large cities, and "the house building."
  52. velvet
  53. inflatable furniture
  54. knowing jack
  55. having friends who will visit me from really far away on their own time and money
  56. having friends who don't mind hanging out at walmart in the middle of the night when there is nothing else to do
  57. cool watches
  58. pasta, chocolate, pizza, cereal, pop, carbonated beverages... popcorn shrimp, cotton candy, pepperoni, cranberry sauce
  59. fire and explosions
  60. having inside jokes
  61. getting a tan at work
  62. movies on the lawn, and the college movie channel
  63. puzzles
  64. dice
  65. foreign money- it's much prettier than ours
  66. shoes

    67. and lastly....
  67. flag day

i am going to proceed with Things I DON'T like

  1. snow and cold weather in general
  2. being a steve magnet
  3. my recent run of headaches
  4. paranoia
  5. vcrs and tape players eating my tapes
  6. rising gas prices
  7. the long drive to florida
  8. the smell in our dorm fridge last year
  9. girls who are dumb and the boys that like them
  10. weekdays
  11. kirsten dunst and christina ricci
  12. expensive books that are required for classes
  13. classes
  14. spiders, small bugs that don't go away, and giant squid
  15. really small print in books
  16. when my windows won't get unfoggy
  17. being unbuff- i'm working on changing that
  18. andy taylor
  19. slow mail arrival, especially when i am expecting something
  20. when people say "ex-pecially"
  21. when my comp freezes up, having a slow processor, and having a slow connection
  22. when there is no one on AIM to talk to, and when my icq doesn't work
  23. being asked "Duran Duran? Are they still around?" even more so when i just mentioned their new cd
  24. a freezer that does not keep important things frozen, like my ice cream
  25. posters that have been rolled up so long, they will not lie flat for anything
  26. thinking, or being told that thinking is easy
  27. making recursive programs
  28. my compendium, even though it has served me well
  29. mr. radnich
  30. blisters, bruises, bee stings and bug bites
  31. drivers who never use their turn signals when they drive

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